February 23rd, 2009
If real life were like the Oscars
… but I just DID a comic on FRIDAY! What’s going on.
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February 23rd, 2009 at 3:32 pm
lol, your comics are awesome
February 23rd, 2009 at 3:51 pm
awww…. Anonymous said they were going to raid the oscars
February 23rd, 2009 at 3:51 pm
heeyyyy!!! i liked heath ledger XD
but this is totally lulz. it’d be sooooo weird if things happened like that!!! LMFAO!! good work
February 23rd, 2009 at 3:52 pm
Nail, head, hit. You got it Bernie.
February 23rd, 2009 at 3:54 pm
sorry to post again. but i frequent ‘certain sites’ on the net and i didnt hear a single word about Anon raids on Oscars. but maybe i missed it lmfao. woulda been….funny. i guess.
February 23rd, 2009 at 4:41 pm
Tech Staff: Your meeting is on Saturday in the basement. BRILLIANT!!!
February 23rd, 2009 at 5:09 pm
Oh, Tech Staff, why are you confined to the non-televised, bullshit awards?
Woe is you.
I’ve never actually bothered to watch the Oscars in my life.
Wonder if I missed anything important?
February 23rd, 2009 at 5:52 pm
Yeah I didn’t hear a single thing about anonymous raiding that… also you just lost the game.
February 23rd, 2009 at 6:12 pm
yay for Heath Ledger!
February 23rd, 2009 at 9:05 pm
Though I get your joke, an award is very different than an promotion.
But of course this wouldn’t be as funny if Bob had won the employee of the month award.
February 24th, 2009 at 1:27 am
I suppose then that its a good thing there is a huge difference between the Oscars and getting a raise.
February 24th, 2009 at 2:58 am
Yeah, the exact same thing ran through my mind as well. Sure he was good and everything, but would he have got it if he was still alive?
February 24th, 2009 at 3:26 am
Krunk, Kurtz:
Wellllll, yes and no. An Oscar (a first Oscar, at least) creates an immediate, large increase in the the actor’s power when negotiating pay for future work, and seeking the choicest roles. So (unless it’s posthumous, RIP “Bob” Ledger) it really is like a promotion with a fat raise.
February 24th, 2009 at 3:42 am
Perhaps they should’ve brought cameras to the cemetery.
February 24th, 2009 at 6:42 am
Well, its a nice gesture to award Heath Ledger an Oscar- Dark Knight is a cool movie, so he deserved some credit for his performance; least they didnt exhume him to stick the award in his coffin I suppose….
February 24th, 2009 at 7:35 am
No one thought to say “sadly bob couldn’t be here with us today so on his behalf …”
February 27th, 2009 at 11:10 am
“Wellllll, yes and no. An Oscar (a first Oscar, at least) creates an immediate, large increase in the the actor’s power when negotiating pay for future work, and seeking the choicest roles. So (unless it’s posthumous, RIP “Bob” Ledger) it really is like a promotion with a fat raise.”
Not always and not exactly. Hollywood is a fickle bitch. It’s fun to have “Oscar Winner” in front of your name, but it’s hardly a guarantee of anything. For example, if Richard Jennings had won for Best Actor this year, I highly doubt we’d see this huge increase in his offers and his exposure. Mira Sorvino came and went with her Oscar. An Oscar is really no guarantee of anything. So, while I also get what you’re saying in your comic and your explanation, I don’t think it’s an accurate comparison.
February 27th, 2009 at 6:57 pm
you suck at drawing
March 2nd, 2009 at 7:48 pm
excellent. bob is probably a good delegator.
March 5th, 2009 at 11:03 pm
I’m you