February 23rd, 2009

If real life were like the Oscars

… but I just DID a comic on FRIDAY! What’s going on.

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  1. Karnage

    lol, your comics are awesome

  2. frullic

    awww…. Anonymous said they were going to raid the oscars

  3. Egg Biscuit

    heeyyyy!!! i liked heath ledger XD

    but this is totally lulz. it’d be sooooo weird if things happened like that!!! LMFAO!! good work

  4. t.

    Nail, head, hit. You got it Bernie.

  5. Egg Biscuit

    sorry to post again. but i frequent ‘certain sites’ on the net and i didnt hear a single word about Anon raids on Oscars. but maybe i missed it lmfao. woulda been….funny. i guess.  

  6. mrgrooism

    Tech Staff: Your meeting is on Saturday in the basement. BRILLIANT!!!

  7. Antony

    Oh, Tech Staff, why are you confined to the non-televised, bullshit awards?
    Woe is you.

    I’ve never actually bothered to watch the Oscars in my life.
    Wonder if I missed anything important?

  8. you just lost the game

    Yeah I didn’t hear a single thing about anonymous raiding that… also you just lost the game.

  9. Anonymous

    yay for Heath Ledger!

  10. Krunk

    Though I get your joke, an award is very different than an promotion.

    But of course this wouldn’t be as funny if Bob had won the employee of the month award.

  11. Kurtz

    I suppose then that its a good thing there is a huge difference between the Oscars and getting a raise.

  12. JA

    Yeah, the exact same thing ran through my mind as well. Sure he was good and everything, but would he have got it if he was still alive?

  13. Nentuaby

    Krunk, Kurtz:

    Wellllll, yes and no. An Oscar (a first Oscar, at least) creates an immediate, large increase in the the actor’s power when negotiating pay for future work, and seeking the choicest roles. So (unless it’s posthumous, RIP “Bob” Ledger) it really is like a promotion with a fat raise.

  14. Armchair Performer

    Perhaps they should’ve brought cameras to the cemetery.

  15. Neil (AoD)

    Well, its a nice gesture to award Heath Ledger an Oscar- Dark Knight is a cool movie, so he deserved some credit for his performance; least they didnt exhume him to stick the award in his coffin I suppose….

  16. stug

    No one thought to say “sadly bob couldn’t be here with us today so on his behalf …”

  17. Anon

    “Wellllll, yes and no. An Oscar (a first Oscar, at least) creates an immediate, large increase in the the actor’s power when negotiating pay for future work, and seeking the choicest roles. So (unless it’s posthumous, RIP “Bob” Ledger) it really is like a promotion with a fat raise.”

    Not always and not exactly. Hollywood is a fickle bitch. It’s fun to have “Oscar Winner” in front of your name, but it’s hardly a guarantee of anything. For example, if Richard Jennings had won for Best Actor this year, I highly doubt we’d see this huge increase in his offers and his exposure. Mira Sorvino came and went with her Oscar. An Oscar is really no guarantee of anything. So, while I also get what you’re saying in your comic and your explanation, I don’t think it’s an accurate comparison.

  18. Anonymous

    you suck at drawing

  19. MeleeComics

    excellent. bob is probably a good delegator.

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