LOL i think i get it lol. i think the whole point is in the second graph. the first one shows both male and female having orgasms in sync (as seen in movies), while the second one is based on real life, which shows that the male does reach orgasm while the female doesnt. . . (the whole males ejaculate prematurely concept and/or doesnt last long enough for the female to reach orgasm lol, reminds me of the movie Soul Plane. . . if u seen it then u’ll know what im talking about lol). the third is supposed to show how the female reaches orgasm. and yes i believe the wrong color was used lol.
hope i cleared it up for everyone. it took me awhile to figure it out…like 5 minutes but yea lol.
in short the point is in the second graph, which shows that in reality, men usually reach point of orgasm while leaving their female companion hanging lol. as u see the male being shown to reach orgasm and the female well yea…… lol
Why does the pleasure go up for the guy when the dog jumps on the bed? Not sure about you guys, but dogs just don’t do it for me. Other than that, the graphs are perfect lol.
LOL this is hilarious, I’m just glad I have some nerve damage down there gives me above average self control ;). Anyway, the last line is NOT the wrong color, you just don’t get it. What the last graph insinuates is that when two WOMEN have sex MEN start at the top of pleasure, never drop below it, and then have an orgasm. It is a statement about the common misconception that ALL men think lesbians are hot.
um, actually, there’s 4 kinds of sex with the fourth being better than the third cause it’s between and man and a woman and the man actually doesn’t care about the orgasm until his girly girl gets one. seen??? geeks
Your forgot some things such as :
The phone rings
The doorbell rings. Her mother tapping on the window and shouting “Are you there ?”
Foot cramp
… and probably more
And in all that time those two lesbians were having their overly drawn out sex, the men were out earning 10% more and reinforcing their power in society. Message? Be more efficient.
“I learned very early on that most women are dykes!”
I think you’ll find you turn them lesbian. Either that or they’re lying to get out of having sex with you. :]
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for the many of you that don’t understand the third graph, you are all idiots… for the few that did, good job, for the one fool that tried to explain, go away. that is all, good job bernie keep it up :)
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August 20th, 2008 at 1:56 pm
The truth’s blinding rays strike again.
August 20th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
Heh. We spend a LOT of time knocking the damned dog back down to the floor.
August 20th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
Why stop at three?
August 20th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
Yeah men… we all suck.
August 20th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
great.
August 20th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
It’s good to get some funny from Bernie again.
August 20th, 2008 at 2:56 pm
awesome, and so true! (but wrong color for the two women, no?)
August 20th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
Maybe that actually indicates “Man watching sex between two women”?
August 20th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
Hooray! And the color for the last one is spot on.
August 20th, 2008 at 3:40 pm
“awesome, and so true! (but wrong color for the two women, no?)”
this is the joke
this is your head
August 20th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
Doug’s right.
August 20th, 2008 at 5:09 pm
Ok so I busted out laughing like a moron at this one! haha
August 20th, 2008 at 5:12 pm
Ha. The last one is lulz.
August 20th, 2008 at 5:14 pm
Colour for the last one is spot on! It’s the same as that fake blood in those commercials :)
August 20th, 2008 at 5:25 pm
I want to know how Bernie obtained the data for these graphs.
August 20th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
yeah man, I have a serious version if you wanna get enlighted.
August 20th, 2008 at 6:12 pm
Spot on, lol.
Maybe I should close the curtains before going onto my ’special’ websites every evening?…
August 20th, 2008 at 6:42 pm
hmm…I guess Bernie hasn’t slept with any multiorgasmic women.
August 20th, 2008 at 9:40 pm
You forgot to note “with apologies to Indexed (http://indexed.blogspot.com)”…
August 20th, 2008 at 10:02 pm
HAHAHAHA.
I didn’t get it at first, but that’s so hilirious, and so true!
August 20th, 2008 at 11:00 pm
ps: Bernie, what are you doing spending all your time at divinecaroline.com?
August 21st, 2008 at 2:22 am
tragic
August 21st, 2008 at 3:17 am
You can’t change the world by blaming men
Can’t change the world by hating men
August 21st, 2008 at 3:51 am
lololololol
August 21st, 2008 at 4:02 am
You got dugg!.. you are screwed. Hah haha..
August 21st, 2008 at 4:20 am
sadly true
August 21st, 2008 at 4:31 am
shouldn’t the line on the last diagram be pink?
August 21st, 2008 at 4:38 am
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August 21st, 2008 at 5:11 am
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August 21st, 2008 at 5:12 am
i like the dog thing HHHHHHa,
August 21st, 2008 at 5:14 am
But the last diagram ??
maybe he means tow women = 1 man !!
will thats res.
August 21st, 2008 at 6:00 am
Seems a little off.
August 21st, 2008 at 6:02 am
This is beautiful
August 21st, 2008 at 6:09 am
LOL i think i get it lol. i think the whole point is in the second graph. the first one shows both male and female having orgasms in sync (as seen in movies), while the second one is based on real life, which shows that the male does reach orgasm while the female doesnt. . . (the whole males ejaculate prematurely concept and/or doesnt last long enough for the female to reach orgasm lol, reminds me of the movie Soul Plane. . . if u seen it then u’ll know what im talking about lol). the third is supposed to show how the female reaches orgasm. and yes i believe the wrong color was used lol.
hope i cleared it up for everyone. it took me awhile to figure it out…like 5 minutes but yea lol.
that made my day today :P
August 21st, 2008 at 6:17 am
in short the point is in the second graph, which shows that in reality, men usually reach point of orgasm while leaving their female companion hanging lol. as u see the male being shown to reach orgasm and the female well yea…… lol
August 21st, 2008 at 6:34 am
excellent
August 21st, 2008 at 6:42 am
You forgot to note “with apologies to Indexed
August 21st, 2008 at 6:51 am
Between two women, that’s weired. What about among 3 women?
August 21st, 2008 at 7:00 am
Obviously written by a lesbian (or some guy who wishes he were one).
August 21st, 2008 at 7:46 am
LOL, I like the last diagram. Can I watch? LOL
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August 21st, 2008 at 8:41 am
I see the many descriptive diagrams and interesting comments. Great
August 21st, 2008 at 8:53 am
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August 21st, 2008 at 9:30 am
Well.. call us an odd couple but we’re rather different.
Orgasms for two!
August 21st, 2008 at 10:04 am
Why does the pleasure go up for the guy when the dog jumps on the bed? Not sure about you guys, but dogs just don’t do it for me. Other than that, the graphs are perfect lol.
August 21st, 2008 at 10:09 am
Maybe the bottom third one could also be one man and his hand.
As gutter sourced as it sounds - Ask most guys and quite often your right hand is way better then quite a few sex clueless women.
August 21st, 2008 at 10:11 am
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August 21st, 2008 at 10:30 am
the dog jumping on the bed is hilarious…..good shit
August 21st, 2008 at 10:42 am
@ Comment from zc, August 20, 2008 at 3:40 pm
“awesome, and so true! (but wrong color for the two women, no?)”
–That’s because it’s a man watching the ladies. ;)
August 21st, 2008 at 11:24 am
LOL this is hilarious, I’m just glad I have some nerve damage down there gives me above average self control ;). Anyway, the last line is NOT the wrong color, you just don’t get it. What the last graph insinuates is that when two WOMEN have sex MEN start at the top of pleasure, never drop below it, and then have an orgasm. It is a statement about the common misconception that ALL men think lesbians are hot.
August 21st, 2008 at 12:09 pm
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August 21st, 2008 at 12:26 pm
the last one is correct, when ever two women have sex a guy watching always has an orgasm =)
August 21st, 2008 at 12:30 pm
This graph must have been put together by a lesbian. If sex with us men was that bad, that why do you woman still have it with us?
August 21st, 2008 at 2:21 pm
sexism is funny as long as it makes fun of men.
August 21st, 2008 at 3:08 pm
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August 21st, 2008 at 3:12 pm
oh i get it women think men are bad at sex. i see what you did there!
August 21st, 2008 at 4:14 pm
bs!
August 21st, 2008 at 4:21 pm
Wheres the graph for two men?
August 21st, 2008 at 4:39 pm
ho hum, been there, done that
August 21st, 2008 at 5:10 pm
[quote]Heh. We spend a LOT of time knocking the damned dog back down to the floor.[/quote]
Quoted for truth
August 21st, 2008 at 6:08 pm
the third picture is wrong..there should be MORE ORGASMS !!!
August 21st, 2008 at 6:51 pm
now that’s funny shit…..and sad all at the same time
August 21st, 2008 at 7:03 pm
um, actually, there’s 4 kinds of sex with the fourth being better than the third cause it’s between and man and a woman and the man actually doesn’t care about the orgasm until his girly girl gets one. seen??? geeks
August 21st, 2008 at 7:48 pm
SO true!
August 21st, 2008 at 9:45 pm
Your forgot some things such as :
The phone rings
The doorbell rings. Her mother tapping on the window and shouting “Are you there ?”
Foot cramp
… and probably more
August 21st, 2008 at 10:01 pm
I learned very early on that most women are dykes!
August 21st, 2008 at 10:26 pm
Where’s the graph for a woman and donkey?
Man and transvestite midget?
Hermaphrodite and the smurfs?
August 22nd, 2008 at 1:47 am
SO MUCH TRUTH
August 22nd, 2008 at 2:41 am
And in all that time those two lesbians were having their overly drawn out sex, the men were out earning 10% more and reinforcing their power in society. Message? Be more efficient.
August 22nd, 2008 at 4:19 am
Fucking lesbians
August 22nd, 2008 at 5:30 am
bernie, you the man as always, Im printing this to show my missus she isnt missing out, although she may make me buy a dog now…..
August 22nd, 2008 at 6:48 am
http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/2685/fapxy9.png
My contribution :D
August 22nd, 2008 at 8:39 am
The chart about the two women is not so accurate as the previous one.
The intercourse of two women is as same as a regular kind.
August 22nd, 2008 at 12:04 pm
Haha holy shit there’s so many stupid responses here.
I can’t see how so many people fail to understand the 3 graphs.
August 22nd, 2008 at 1:02 pm
I’m shocked by the amount of people who seem incapable of getting the third graph. I laughed my butt off. Oh well, you win some, you lose some.
August 22nd, 2008 at 10:33 pm
this was so made by carpet licking dyke bitchs…. im a lil offended! i work hard at beatin that pussy up!!!;p
August 23rd, 2008 at 4:33 am
really ?
i can’t understand it.
August 23rd, 2008 at 4:52 am
“I learned very early on that most women are dykes!”
I think you’ll find you turn them lesbian. Either that or they’re lying to get out of having sex with you. :]
August 23rd, 2008 at 4:33 pm
lol from experience this is so true! love it
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August 24th, 2008 at 1:07 pm
So true. We all are like that!!
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August 25th, 2008 at 8:29 am
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August 29th, 2008 at 8:25 pm
Don’t lesbians have dogs?
August 30th, 2008 at 12:55 am
GRAPH 2 IS NOT DOING IT RIGHT. THAT BABY SHOULD BE LITTERED WITH EXPLOSIONS ON THE PINK LINE.
I feel sorry for whoever is characterized by that pink plot.
Capitals used for emphasis.
August 31st, 2008 at 2:38 pm
What happens when lesbians go the the movies and bring along a dog?
September 1st, 2008 at 12:46 pm
That was actually really funny!
September 2nd, 2008 at 8:03 am
I thought the three kinds of sex were: male sex - female sex & insects!
September 2nd, 2008 at 3:19 pm
Yeah!!! I have a corn cobb in my ass.
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September 5th, 2008 at 3:58 pm
JASON RIEMERSMA, shut up.
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September 9th, 2008 at 7:14 pm
apparently guys think it’s hot when the dog jumps up on the bed.
September 12th, 2008 at 3:51 pm
for the many of you that don’t understand the third graph, you are all idiots… for the few that did, good job, for the one fool that tried to explain, go away. that is all, good job bernie keep it up :)
September 12th, 2008 at 7:40 pm
hey, women enjoy lesbian sex too…
September 12th, 2008 at 7:45 pm
also, a note to all the men claiming they give women multiple orgasms during sex… they were faking it.
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